Ending B

Journalism! Honestly I rarely find the time to write on here unless I find something potent in the realm of newsworthiness. I'd rather not turn this into a personal blog about the harrowing idiocies of my day, but I'd rather entertain YOU, the reader!

That's right, YOU, the reader, found this site, and in today's world, your time is precious, and entertainment should be swift and merciless!

For those of you who love a good bullet hell, you are most definitely in luck this evening, for I have found a magnificent shooter whose shortcomings lie in the realm of no soundtrack (which I may or may not remedy over the holiday) and the fact that it takes so long.

I am, of course, talking about the freeware PC shooter: Warning Forever

Oh yes, and I have a picture here!

"Oh yes, Ed!" you must surely be screaming in delight, "Show me more, it's so... so, nice! But, that's just a boss battle, where are the rest of the enemies?"

Whispering sweet nothings, I would respond "Quiet, my sultry minx, for the only enemies of this game are bosses, hence the most apt name. T'is a game for real men like myself!" Before the conversation would escalate further, the resounding epicness of playing a game that only gives you boss battles will be too much at first glance, and pure joy will secrete from your eyes!

"My eyes?" ... right, anyhow...

At least, that's how I remember my first time playing this game. Oh, and you can change the direction of your shooting, how wickedly boss is that? The bosses get stronger as you progress, adapting to your play style, and the game ends when your time runs out, in which deaths will subtract from your playtime. One who is a greater man than myself, of which I might add, are growing increasingly rarer each day, will find their time limit to go so long that they can surely find more joy than I have already found.

Oh yeah, and it's free, so what are you waiting for?